My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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