our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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