Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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