i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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