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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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