i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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