This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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