The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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