im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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