omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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