If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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