Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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