We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think people are normalizing furries
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
