So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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