Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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