Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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