ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
There r osticjed everywhere
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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