WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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