You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he was CRYING into my vagina
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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