just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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