is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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