Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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