He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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