It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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