if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
is it fun? or sober?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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