windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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