Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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