in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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