Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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