don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
