no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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