I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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