hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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