i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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