before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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