We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize