something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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