we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think I died a long time ago.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
