so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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