I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
