elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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