Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She bit a glass in half.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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