he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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