this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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