The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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