Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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