She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
is wine microwaveable?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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