you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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