did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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