This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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