I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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