? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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