your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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