He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I have post one night stand depression
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